A snark-laden introduction to the serious symphony of dino-devastation!
He can sick big, bitey fish on you, jookst you with his quindent, or hit you with that Ultra Combo...and he's got a sea-hottie.
If you're one of the haters of the DC's Extended Universe...saying ish like "why's the tone so dark?" yet also blowing The Dark Knight Trilogy...then you better watch this or else! (Followed directly by a Krispin Wah throat cutting motion)
Globalist Mockingbird #FakeNews Apparatus colludes with unelected Techno-Totalitarian Overlords to banish Alex Jones to The Phantom Zone for Thought Crimes as the War on Free Speech ratchets up!
Is Tom Holland going to tell us the ending too?
They won't roll that beautiful bean footage on the ol' interwebs...but why? WHY!?! 😡
And dem snitches that put'em in thur best take Bray Wyatt's advice: "RUN!"
Just when you thought the United Kingdom banned butter knives World-wide...fully automatic assault cutlery is still legal in Haddonfield.
Doofy's back & this time...he's ruining more than the WCW World Heavyweight Championship!
#DELETE YOUR SPEECH -OR- GET LOCKED OUT OF THE PUBLIC SQUARE FOR-EV-ER!
SeXXXy Eddy has taken over the entire Adult Industry in this BRAND 🆕 DiehardDesigns.com EXCLUSIVE!