#DELETE YOUR SPEECH -OR- GET LOCKED OUT OF THE PUBLIC SQUARE FOR-EV-ER!
(We want to give a special thanks to American Bad Ass, Ben Garrison, for creating the original piece that we parodied here. His amazing artwork in it's unadulterated format can be viewed HERE.)
With the recent revelations regarding Hunter Biden's laptop and the subsequent social media censorship of the New York Post & their story...we thought it would be a perfect time to talk about how we were shhh'd on Twitter like an eon ago...way back in 2018. The man who just started paying attention might ask "Why would social media work to silence people? Aren't they the free speech wing of the free speech platform like Jack Dorsey said in 2010?" LOL
However, those of us with critical thinking skills know that Twitter is now openly an anti-free speech "safe space" & purposefully polarizing platform used for the following:
1.) Virtue signaling one's goodthinkfulness.
2.) Cussing at the MAGAPOTUS through pre-programmed NPC humans & massive bot armies that respond to his Tweets just milliseconds after posted.
(Probably just a coinkydink that these bots post the exact same tweets, word for word, within minutes of each other.)
(The above example is a screenshot of Juicy Smullet...the hate crime hoaxer...calling the president the N-Word. While we were suspended, Juicy still has a Twitter account despite posting hateful messages, a blue check mark meaning he regurgitates all pre-approved leftist/Marxist talking points, and was just hired as a producer.)
3.) Identifying thought criminals.
(While ZuckerBorg is funding this pre-crime free speech art policing tool...the tech will likely be shared among the triopoly of FaceBook (who owns InstaGram), TikTok, & Twitter.)
4.) Forming ravenous mobs to dogpile any wrongthink.
(So this is sort of like the first person point of view that Frankenstein's Monster saw, aye? Or a more recent example would be Tucker Carlson.)
5.) Targeting, doxxing, & deplatforming anyone or group who dare express contrarian ideas on a multitude of topics including, but not limited to: concerns about the omnipotent technocratic surveillance & censorship state, medical tyranny, government overreach, & cultural decay.
(Ben Garrison kills it again...jeesh. No wonder he's the target of smear campaigns.)
6.) Creating a faux consensus in order to manipulate public opinion. (We were over the target so we received some flack and were threatened with violence by the Thought Police so you'll have to click the "CENSORED" image to go see it where it's hosted.)
7.) Basically, it's an integral part of the communist-style social credit score that will police, judge, & jury all your posts, likes, & who you "follow."
So...would you be surprised if we told you that we got suspended from hike school Jackylin Dorsey's digital blackhole "online commune"? Probably not. Sure, some normies use Twatter "correctly" and are really good at wearing their muggle muzzle, staying in line with the mainstream narrative, walking on eggshells in order to try & remain camouflaged in "bland & unoffensive," and never posting/liking anything or following anyone that could get them blackballed from Babylon. That's no fun. If we've learned anything from perpetual child star, Bart Simpson, it's that rules are meant to be broken!
("But I won't actually stop though." - Bartman)
These days, if you aren't getting shadowbanned, banned banned (aka regular banned), fired, censored, deleted, blacklisted, defamed, demonized, demonetized, slandered, libeled, mischaracterized...well then, lad...you're not pushing it to the limit. You're not a punk, a dissident, a rebel, or a freedom fighter. You're a compliant & well trained accomplice in Newspeak. (Or you're just really nice...or really boring...or you're "PMA all day...vibrating on a higher lever of positive metal attitude" than all of us deeply disturbed meanies telling bad jokes & sharing gut-bustingly-hilarious shiznit. OR the thought police just haven't found you...yet.)
(But they will...just like Kyle Reese said.)
Just think about it. Do you really want to be accepted by one of those irk-worthy weirdos who excel at placing flags over their profile pics and/or posting black boxes on their account to act as a mating call...letting other sheeple know they are fully indoctrinated & really for a mindfreakin'? (PLEASE SAY "NO!")
(Must be Two'Fer Tuesdays...two Ben Garrison cuts & two Simpsons cuts in one article!)
Those same marks who were duped into virtue signaling "posting" about Koni 2012 & Russia Russia Russia...are now wearing filthy farce ma$ks while they drive alone in their beige/tope/ugly cookie cutter sedans. (Or ride in a packed armored SUVs.) Hell...that's IF they even own their own vehicle these days. Sure some folks who live in a megacity & have expensive tiny apartments with no farmable land ride the subway because a car doesn't make financial sense or they prefer Iceman sliding on bum piss to get to their final destination. But a grip of these diaper babies are simply addicted to Uber or Lyft (also known as a Taxis for snobs & rich kids) and are totally cool with the ride share duopoly having totalitarian #MaskNazi ways about them.
(Note to self: NEVER GET IN A #MASKNAZI-MOBILE. "What's that?" you might ask. See image below.)
Let's pretend we spoke with Miss Cleo & her boo, Cobra Hypontist Crystal Ball, who used their ouija board to find this....a vision of when Uber becomes self-aware like SkyNet:
(Yes...Mask Nazis...you are the baddies.)
Alright...you want to know why we were targeted like a Target during an inner city riot & taken down like a guy who got hit in the beanbag with a beanbag? (Got another hour to spare?) Legend has it that a Transylvanian transracial transforming two-spirit furrie fondler (of some sort) responded to one of our rando tweets in which we typed something along the lines of "blah blah blah as a free speech printing press...we also support the God-given self defense rights protected by the 2nd amendment."
(Who could possibly disagree with our statement and this cool dude's sign? Oh yeah...maniacs like Idi Amin & Pol Pot & the type of folks who follow tyranical orders would hate for anyone to be able to defend themselves, their family, and/or their business(es) from tyrants, criminals, mobs, & military forces. Can't have FREE PEOPLE aspiring to be bad asses like the totally rad Roof Top Koreans.)
This seemingly 100% agreeable statement defending the rights of individuals (the smallest minority there is)...worldwide...triggered the randomly appearing victim bot to pop up like a gopher on a golf course & text-threaten to kill us (a violation of Twitter policy) under some sort of weird twist of the 2nd amendment giving them the imaginary right to "pre-emptively strike & kill" us. (Hey George Bush Jr., Barry Otero, & The Don... did ze learn this from your policy of drone killing people without a trial?)
Yep...you read it correctly. If we support the weak's right to defend themselves against murder, robbery, rape, assault, arson, or Grand Theft Auto...(yes, we even advocate for arming babies in the womb)...then we might as well be an army of replicant Red Skulls in the flesh. (Also, giving claws to a lil' mouse...or venom to an itsy bitsy spider...a pokey beak to a tiny bird...pointy quills to a porcupine...all part of the evil Christian God's white supremesNazi plan of giving many of his creations the built-in, inalienable right to defend themselves apparently.)
Like Professor X, we know exactly what the coomers are thinking: "Uh, guyssss...that's ridiculoussss. Literally, nobody thinkssss like that. I'm gonna DEBOONK!"
Then they'll pull out their NSA tracking device smartphone to look mostly just at Page 1 of Google and the Top 5 YouTube videos on the carousel...with the word "Debunked" after any search term. 
Then some how they accidentally pull up CampusReform.org like "Oh, commie college stuff...this will have what I need to win!" But then they realize they've been bamboozled into reading something they most certainly disagree with...despite being true.
Then, like an N64 Rumble Pack, they shake with hatred..."WHO THE HELL DOES CAMPUS REFORM THINK THEY ARE!?! FASCISTS!" So then the enraged soylder hops over to Twatter to find a Blue Checkmarxist within the thought collective to prove us wrong...but what's this? Couldn't be violent racists slurring those they disagree with & marking them with a modern day "scarlet letter"? Say it ain't so.
THEN...pissed we were right...they hit us with the ol' "Unfollower" script:
If you didn't know: Thoughts are violence now. (But not really though.) Luckily for the fictional globe...this spooky assassin account is gonna stop us from getting a hold of The Tesseract supporting the weakest individual's birthright to protect their body autonomy because, some how...our "support of the rights protected by the 2nd amendment"...makes us...(and every other red-blooded American)..."Nazis"...(?).
Uh...if you're joking, Borjk stalker...we don't get it. Now aforementioned #MaskNazis...we fully understand what those are and we will never partake in that conformity & insanity. Real life, actual 1940's-era Nazis don't exist anymore outside of historically accurate Halloween costumes, larpers, Seth Rollins' now-ex-girlfriend, horror movies, & Hogan's Heroes reruns. BUT #MaskNazis...those are...in the words of living piece of shit rap legend Snoop Doggy Dog: 🎶realer than "Real Deal" Holyfield...and now you hookers n' hoes know how we feel.🎶
THE MASK NAZIS
(That's us with the naked face in a sea of violently compliant Mask Nazis. Again...we won't be fallin' in line with this plannedemic horseshit, bub.)
Unlike long-dead German soldiers of the Third Reich...legions of mouth-doily-wearin' paranoid schizophrenic hypochondriac #CoVidKarens who sperg out when they see you...(dare we say it)...breathing that fresh oxygen, unrestricted...like you're free or something....do actually exist. (And boy do we have a message for those bishes!)
In fact, not only do #MaskNazis exist but they are replicating at an alarming rate. (There's even robo #MaskNazis now.) While this form of MuggleMuzzle-enforcing Nazi is brand new...the other kind of Nazi is all too familiar to anyone who's had their opinion or simple delivery of factual information instantly invalidated by a simple typo or ducking auto-corrected mistake:
THE DREADED GRAMMAR NAZI
Just when you thought it was safe to get into the water a meticulous, never ending, internet-based argument...your you're attacked for you're your simple spelling error (aka "TOTAL IGNORANCE YOU STUPID REEEEETARD!") instead of you're your based message. One wrong letter...one misplacement of punctuation...they'll deploy the blimps of pettiness reason for an air raid.
To avoid such interactions, refrain from sharing any of you're your awesome ideas with small minded webplebs, live more Amishly, and take the #steadpill. Yes...gardening, dressing plain, avoiding screens, building barns & fences, amassing an arsenal of awesomeness, and raising livestock on your homestead is the cure for Grammer Notzees.
(You think this guy's funny now...wait 'til you hear his "The Earth is a Pear-Shaped Oblate Spheroid" joke! It's a hoot!)
(Oh wait...he's serious? Stealing $25.2 Billion a year from workers for this Nazi Naza wizardry? We're royally fucked.)
But Face Diaper Babies & Comma Commies aside for a second here...this bullshit of betas & gammas calling just about anyone a regular ol' WWII-style "Nazi" just because they themselves have been brainwashed to believe INSANE con-cepts like "YT PIPO ARE EVIL SUPERVILLAINS" & "COPS ARE THEIR HENCHMEN!" has got to stop. (But it won't.)
(Quick y'all...hit Cynthia G with that MEME WARFARE!)
(Look who's a Nazi now, Cynthia G. Hint: It's you, hun. 😘)
These turd burglars will call you "that other N-WORD" if you are simply a proud American, of any color, sex, class, creed, etc., who wears/holds/LOOKS AT ("How dare you!") a star spangled red, white, and blue ANYTHING. Like any of the US flags? Not-Z. Like the Redskins? KnotZee. Like the White Sox or White Castle? Naughtzey. Have a blue porch light in honor of police officers? Nohtzi. If you or a fren think like this...we highly recommend these books for you:
You're certainly labeled a boche if you voted for Trumple Orangeskin. Even if you considered voting for DJT momentarily but then didn't vote at all because you think that voting is just half of the country forcing it's will on the other half...still a kraut. You may get called a goosestepper because you have a red hat on, even if it says "Black Lives Matter" AND you're black.
(Bro...a bit of advice: You're going to want to get a mouth guard before entering the UFC octagon DemonicRat-riddled shities filled to the brim with pajama ninjas.)
Or any other race.
(There's like a shit ton of these types of videos...this is only a handful.)
Yeah man...this cult of kooky communist crazies don't care about facts or freedoms...only their own fragile feelings. If you offend them in any way...they'll attack you like a pack of rabid hyenas would a lone Simba. That's why they throw this shit-eater slur around. It's meant to destroy you. Mislabeling good people in this evil way is sloppy & hella dangerous when it sticks like napalm to people who, in reality, are NOT genocidal or Germans or soldiers or scientists or 100 years old or dead.
(Ruh Roh Raggy...they're alive!)
Hurling the truncated version of "National Socialist" should be saved as a final arrow in the quiver...the last resort nuclear option to cast mockery & ridicule towards corrupt politicians, tax collectors, soup czars, and #FarceMask enforcers. If you like the fact people can defend themselves with guns or you happen to dig the flag of your country...or the coat of arms for your family...or milk...or frog cartoons...or skull face bandanas...WHATEVER...it does not mean AND NEVER WILL MEAN you're a Nazi. Nearly EVERYONE in this short film by Kevin James, besides Kevin James himself & his hand-shaking pal, IS a Nazi:
Speaking of the shortening words...in most cases, the sickos slingin' around this water-tainting turdword are actual National Socialists themselves who participate in paramilitaristic mob violence & intimidation tactics against "enemies" they deem to be on the wrong side of history. (The "Brown Shirts" used the same tactics.)
These hatefilled Marxists see imaginary zombie soldiers & scientists of the German kind, coming back to life, & regaining a military hold on...Texas or something, who the fuck knows. (This retarded thought remains despite Austin being on the Commiefornia escape plan map for relocation.) The fake news has made'm delusional to the point of being extremely dangerous...even programmed to make believe that cute lil' kitties are "Literally Hitler." 
To whoever did this to this innocent cuddle buddy...
In their fluoride-riddled minds, they are fighting a must-win war against a bizarre invisible enemy tag team of Cerveza Virus & the ghosts of Stalag 13. And who will lead them? How about Israel's best friend...Mister Donald J. Trump? Well...they ignore that fact. To them "The Impeachable Peach" is supposed to be Adolph Hitler, despite having a town in Golan Heights named after him, so Donny Drumpf is not going to be the good guy in their fantastical fanatical storyline. He's been cast as the Thanos leading a war against their cosplay (all female) Avengers.
(He did pass 5G microwave radiation beam forming phased array system forced installation without having any 3rd party evidence that it's safe for humans, animals, insects, or plant life; he's pushing drugs, indemnified vaxxxines, & unboxing Big Pharma products on TV like an "influencer" on YouTube...plus those "cops" behind him all look like they tried out for Edward Norton's role in AHX. His haters might have a point. Maybe Trump is Hitler. He surely satiates the patriotic working class by wearing an American Flag cape...almost to the point that, like he mentioned, Trump could shoot a someone in the street and he wouldn't loose any voters. Hell, even we like his gimmick, especially since the heels are so terrible...you kinda have to cheer for him by default...but we know he's friends with the same demonkkkrats he said he would jail. It's a big club...and you ain't in it!)
(Oh...nevermind...from what the #FakeNews has been saying for 4 years now...we thought he was Final Boss NeoHitler there for a minute.)
(Here he is doing a black power fist and wearing his mouth burqa in an attempt to appease the ultraviolent BLMobs & covidism worshippers...the very people who hate him. WHO IS THIS MAN!?!)
(When you wipe off the space dust...this man is the man known only as...50 Cent. Who woulda thunk it? It all makes sense now why Don The Don's hanging with P-Diddy who's threatening a fuckin' "Race War" & the banishment of "White Men" if Trump is re-elected. FOR REAL!))
Strange because one might think a P.O.C. (person of orange color)...this friendly with gangsta rappers...would be chosen to lead the NuNazis that call themselves (KL)ANTIFA & BLM (B.urn L.oot M.urder) but they seem to hate The Donald more than the WWFans hate Vince McMahon.
(Commie Conehead hates El Presidenté and calls him bald all the time but in a twist of cognitive dissonance, she shaved her own head & wants to have sexual relations with The Don AND had that desire tattooed on their knee? Uh...a bit weird.)
Yet at the same time, these so-called "anti-fascist"-but-actually-fascist hate groups want to ban guns, which would make it impossible for ANYONE, even them, to defend against MagaHitler and his hungry baby cages. Which leads us to the wretched hive of scum & villainy:
ANTI-GUN NAZIS
(Shitler's son be crazy, yo.)
To be anti-Impeachable Peach and anti-gun at the same time...such an odd, paradoxical predicament. Could it be...they've been brainwashed to hate their own rights? It seems the real reason the left's controllers want the firearms is the left's controllers are actually openly hostile towards human rights and are actually...more Hitlerian than Hitler ever could be? (Don't get it twisted...the right wing of the war eagle slowly but surely picking the flesh off our bones, the George Bush Jr. Neo-Cons, don't want you having guns either.)
Hitler, just like any other dictator...Queen Elizabeth, Mao, Stalin, Castro, King Leopold, Governor Eric Holcomb, Dr. Doom, Cobra Commander, etc., wanted to dominate over sovereign people & nations much like the U.S. government dominates over states' rights and like the U.N. dominates over "free" countries today.
The U.N. openly plans to ban all civilian access to powerful self defense devices because like all democidal governments of the past...they must disarm the people as they have plans to do bad things that would cause the people to need to defend themselves.
(Whatever you do...don't try this at home with your "Love Gun.")
If the people cannot defend themselves...well then, those bad things can happen without any resistance. Jinkies. Bad things like rape with needles filled with blended monkey kidney, aborted human baby fetal cells, heavy metals, & other poisons. (#MyBodyMyChoice) Or unwanted helicopter & train rides. Or "face the wall" time outs that are permanent. Or mass starvation like the hardly ever mentioned Holodomor.
This would lead to mega death just as the GovDid-19 house arrest without a trial or conviction "CoVid-19(84) lockdowns" have lead to spikes in violence, divorce, food shortages, child trafficking, evictions, homelessness, layoffs, riots, & suicide. That's also part of why these self-appointed (or secretly chosen) tyrants, their obedient policy enforcers, & their civilian snitches want people masked so they feel isolated, silenced, & imprisoned. The muzzled ones will begin to despise their nonsensical restrictions but with unreachable masters, like Bill Gates, hid away in doomsday bunkers & non-stop propaganda telling them that free people are actually "super spreaders," "covid deniers," & "mask refusers" who are causing the torture to drag out longer...they will turn their anger towards the non-conforming rebel scum. The ritualistic shame muzzle has been sold as the savior to this satanic/scientism religious cult so if you aren't wearing it...that's a paddlin'.
This will cause the traumatized manic maskers to begin to selectively shame, slur, hate, & attack the unmaksed like persecuted Jews with yellow stars sewn on their jackets. (The riots being eerily reminiscent to kristallnacht.) Once they've demonized & dehumanized a group...it's easier to commit atrocities upon them. (Anyone seen..."THE CRAZIES"? Talk about predictive programming.)
Then they will demand a fast tracked digital prison planet surrounded by microwave radiation-emitting satelloons (satellites hanging from high altitude balloons), 5G microwave radiation-emitting tracking panels every 500 feet (even in your neighborhood, on apartments, workplaces, hotels, near/in schools, or in your yard), "forced quarantine" concentration/isolation/internment camps, and surveillance cameras with A.I. on every block to track individuals & how close they interact with others. ("No contact" craziness reminds you of the "high fives" and sex in Demolition Man.) Thus, if we're all disarmed and all guns are put in a museum or a compactor/shredder/incinerator...we won't be able to defend against a "New Normal" nanny state & bloodthirsty radical revolutionaries trying to destroy anything from the past, redistribute land & wealth, & steal our shoes printing presses & sewing machines "to give back to you...the people."
Another fun fact about actual modern day "CNNazis" aka "National Socialists" is that they usually love Nazi NAZA, too. You know what those are called?
THE SPACE NAZIS
No, not that kind...this kind:
Often, when this undeniable fact is exposed to Space Farce fanboys with Star Trek footie pajamas and a Millennium Falcon pillow case...holding their A.L.F. stuffed animal & wearing their E.T. glow-in-the-dark dick finger...while having vivid dreams of colonizing, raping, & pillaging some far off spinning floating flying ball planet's untamed savages & untapped resources...their circuits fry out.
They hit the keyboard as fast & hard as they can as they type out "Von Braun wasn't a REAL NAZI...he didn't kill anyone." They also think articles from magazines & websites are scientific proofs. For instance, Time magazine, to them, being one of the top mind control rags of record in the world. So when they see this screen shot of a Time article exposing Von Braun as a real asshole & a fan of SlipKnot slipnots...they sort of plop a hot shit in their Spock undies and smash that REPORT button until their screen cracks.
Houston, we have a problem. Your name doesn't fit, bub...so let's call you NAZA (with a "Z" to remind you of their "NaZi" past). NAZA: The Hydra movie studio "outer space exploration agency" that absorbed disgusting murderers "brilliant rocket scientists" like Wernher Von Bomb under #OperationPaperclip. It's quite astonishing that to this day...there are fools so gullible...so deeply attached to this non-sense...that they cheer for their very own tax slavery to pay for these CGI theorytales.
The last type of "Nazis" that we can think of...(beside Nazi Pelosi)...who are also connected to rockets, war, human experiments, and genocide...we have the population reductionist eugenicists...we call:
MAD SCIENTIST NAZIS
While Wernher the Wizarding Warlock is a Space Nazi who loved launching missiles at meat sacks...he was also a Mad Scientist Nazi. To join this group, you don't have to love lickin' Space Balls...just killing humans to cull the population. This elite group includes famous folks you might recognize like Planned Parenthood founder Margret Sanger, Commie-dian William Maher (think he died from an AIDS overdose in the early 90's...who really knows), & former WCW Owner, Teddy "The Machete" Turner. Today, the most notable anti-human genocidist is probably this creepy lil fella...Honey, I Shrunk The Kids' star Rick Moranis the Peeping Tom in your Windows & needle junky, Gill Bate$:
Oh don't get it twisted...we're not saying Master Bate$ is addicted to needles and the drugs inside...no no, hun. He's addicted to giving YOU needles with something inside. (Is it candy? Hope it's candy.) We name dropped his maggot ass earlier in this hnaw novel you've been reading because...well, we (and the entire population of our Sun/Moon-lit pond called Earth) despise the bug-eyed boglin. Not only does he have a backdoor to every Windows operating system so he & governments can spy on your every online move...but Billy Batsoup also represents a whole group of "Crazy Rich Asians Assholes" that want to eliminate much of the planet's population just like famous underwater explorer, Jaques Cousteau once revealed in the UNESCO Courier in 1991. In a televised interview on N0W with Shill Moyer$ back on May 9th, 2003, Big Willy said that his demonic daddy was the top dog at McBaby Parts Dealer:
That explains why he gives out poison-filled syringes instead of clean water systems. (Who needs to drink several cups of filtered H20 per day when you can simply sip this vaxxxine sauce straight from the tip? Right kids?) Who are we to question this high and mighty unelected oligarch? He's know his shit, right? Billiam must be a doctor from a family of doctors...right?
Hold up...if he's not a doctor...then why is he giving unlicensed, unsolicited medical advice? Bill & his boys aren't trying to implant RFID chips or trackable microneedles into our bodies so they can control who buys & sells (how they travel, who gets loans, if they gets certain housing, etc.)...are they? We already have the "Mask of the Beast"...are we soon getting the long-rumored & Biblically-predicted "Mark of the Beast"?
Ya know...that Melinda fella seems very trustworthy...right goys? Luckily for us overpopulated imbeciles...our benevolent social media overseers, like the "Totalitarian Twitter" app we've been gossiping about for about 2 hours now...banned these supposed "real doctors" from speaking on the CAPS plannedemic simulation:
But forget those quacks. Listen to Witch Doctor Fauxi:
But don't listen to him when he says this:
You might be asking yourself: "Who listens to these white coat wizards anyways?" Good question. Well son, there exists actual gremlins-in-disguise that actually embrace the Mad Scientist Nazi ideology like this scummy bitch nice lady:
"What the hell do these sickos want to do with the dead babies' bodies?" Glad you asked. Thought nobody gave a damn so this info would just die with us...but YAY! Check this out, bub:
And adult bodies? You're catching up. Awesome.
And...shark bodies? (Holy shit...they're legit mass-murdering sharks for vaxxxine juice.)
(King Shark's like "OH NO HE DIDN'T!")
Mad Scientist Nazis (the amalgam of Big Tech/Big Pharma/Big Gov and high school bullying/being a dweeby virgin with giant, Coke-bottle glasses) will eventually pop their useful idiots (and maybe eat them like a deep fried Thanksgiving turkey)...just like Yuri Bezmenov described. The robots are here...now with the excuse to "remind you to "socialist distance" and scan your face to alert cops for compliance violations...autonomous driving (with a randomized "death lottery" to ensure human "body tissue donations" from vehicle accidents remain high to increase stockholders' profits)...mechanical fruit pickers...automated hydroponics...realistic artificial skylighting for #undergroundbunkerlife...there's no need for humanity to reach more than the recommended population level as outlined by the Georgia Guidestones. When it does...the controllers unleash wars, famine, pestilence, disease, & propaganda to bring it back down. Eventually though...once it's all in place and the Mad Scientist Nazis are safe in their remote hideouts...they'll launch SkyNet, which will fire off the nukes.
Taking the info we've presented above into consideration...and with a tad bit of help from Godwin's Law...this extensive observation compilation of what actual modern day Nazis are help us to establish a new rule:
If anyone is a "Nazi"...it's usually an actual modern day "Nazi" projecting & gaslighting by calling other people "Nazis."
And so, with ALL THAT in mind...we figured that actually...THEY ARE THE REAL NAZI. So we responded to this Twitterrorist with a witty, playful game of "We're rubber, you're glue...whatever you say bounces off of us and sticks to you." Knowing that we love snark and comedy...(the now archaic "Voldemort" of art forms)...you can probably guess that we eventually smarted off like a teenager in Clueless. But at first, we simply shrugged off their pathetic attempt to spook us. C'mon bro...look at these soyberts...would you be scured?
(What's happening?)
We thought, and still do, if this annonymous acCount Dracula (or any collectivist hivemind sect like those Children of the Core above) were to try to kill us for real...it would be suicide on their part as we would righteously defend ourselves with ultraviolent lethal force that includes implementation of various ancient martial styles & a treasure chest of gnarly deathmatch gimmicks deeper than Carrot Top's box of mysteries.
(Fuck around and find out.)
We got Chuck Taylor's Kentucky Gentleman Karate, Chuck Norris brand Nunchucks signed by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Michaelangelo, Dennis The Menace sling shots with Gypsie ball bearings from the movie Thinner, Rambo explosive tipped bow & arrows, Home Alone-esque house traps, Old Painless...Blain Cooper's M134 Minigun from Predator, electrified yard signs, & two different kinds of feline-based superguns.
(If they Dems win...they're confiscating all the semi-catomatic weapons.)
Not thinking much of it...we fired off this tweet. A gif of the candelabra fella from Beauty and the Beast singing 🎶Be Our Guest!🎶 was attached to the bottom, inviting them to govern themselves accordingly. And that was all it took to trigger the fragile sensibilities of the Scream 2 killer & the historically biased social media censors.
The terrible Textorcist screamed "REEEEEEE!" & hit that report button 666 TIMES LIKE AN OBSESSED PSYCHO and we got a demerit Saturday school SUSPENDED!
We tried to appeal...but the Anti-Free Speech Commissars at SovieTwitter said "First you must delete your speech, comrade." We thought that was a little too similar to grabbing us by the hand and dragging us over to erase some chalk graffiti off the blackboard like a teacher in Pink Floyd's The Wall music video.
At one point, comedian Steve "Mudflap" McGrew stood up for us & bravely tweeted to @Jack and asked DEMANDED that we be released like The Kracken. Some may say that ol' Mudflap was a bit naive to believe that there was even a glimmer of a chance of hope that Jackass Donkey would hear him out.
Stevie didn't even think that having our back would then make him a target for a silencing...because that'd be crazy, right? No. We live in a Mad World where loco has been normalized so his sheer audacity to talk truth to power caught their all-seeing eye. But like in the Bible, when David didn't back down when he faced Goliath...Mr. McGrew didn't cuck to Tech Giants.
(Look at that...Steve McGrew crushing Jackie Ban. Fuckin' LEGEND.)
But...unlike the Tianamen Square Man, who stood down a ChiCom tank that would've otherwise smooshed him for sure...Jack "Rear of the Mule-Horsey" Dorsey is not going to allow dissidents to exist and they will bulldoze dissent faster than Scrapper the Constructicon. We told Steven that he was next up on the chopping block to be suspended for not only speaking truth to power but also for having spicy jokes & sassy posts. (Because...Hello, McFly...he's a professional jester, bro...that's how he pays the bills.) What do ya know...a few weeks later...poof! He vanished.
And like that, Steve McGrew was gone too! We'll never forget your sacrifice, bro. (Military Taps plays lightly in the background.) ✊😞
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While we were suspended and Steve was too...guess who still has accounts besides Juicy Smullet? Folks like:
Chrissy "I Would Eat A Human Flesh" Teigoon
Now peep her tweets and keep in mind...this grody cannibal still has a Twitter account WITH a blue checkmark of the beast. THEY ALL DO.
The New York Times Racist Lady
Seems like a nice wahmen...let's check out her tweets. Aaaaaaaand holy shit...she's a lunatic.
There's way more where that came from but we just trashed like 20 screenshots that were compilations with about 8-10 posts each. Quite frankly, just looking at her racist chatter makes you wanna puke like The Droz. If we made a GIF of her craziest tweets...it would be longer than Dances with Wolves. Ain't nobody got time for dat. Things is...Sarah had the "correct politics." The kind where she can say these xenophobic things and get infinity passes like she put in a cheat code.
(Ben Garrison 3: Dogs of War)
Her fiasco caused her to be fired instantly keep her job. It also helped to smarten up other unbiased urinalists to go and mass delete their backlog of bad words, TDS outbursts, racial animus, & flat out hatefulness that put their flimsy facade of "fair, balanced, & trustworthy" & secret "never get banned" deal with Twitter in grave danger.
Oh yeah...speaking of Judith Myers tombstone...check this out: There's a scary story where every October since their spiritual protector, the great Ernest P. Worrell, passed away...fake news fibbers (like this idiot Sarah) are haunted by Trantor the Troll the spectre of Sam Hyde! Their lies locked him away in Smith's Grove Sanitarium...but this Halloween is the night he comes home!
("That's odd. Anyone else hear that frightening James Carpenter theme?")
James Gunn
(Despite that creepy collection of jokes that didn't age well, especially for a guy who's working for Disney...Jameson has said he hates chomos AND pedos so take it with a grain of salt or have faith he was just kidding. Pun intended.)
(For those of you wondering..."Who's VonSpears?" It was his old account on whatever it was...some social media questionnaire gimmick.)
(Plus he likes animals. Awwwwwe...look at those kitties!)
(And he made Guardians of the Galaxy 1-3 and the soon-to-be-released Suicide Squad sequel. Damn it, James...you're making it hard to hate you for thought crimes aka tweeting what you thought, at the time, were "funny jokes." But guess what, bub? That shit wasn't funny at all.)
We got a deal for you James. You love cats? You want to expunge your record? Hunt down and find whoever injured that little kittie we mentioned earlier in this article and beat the fuck out of them on video then tweet it out. The poor lil' kitty didn't even tweet pedophile shit...and it got tortured & blinded. What do you pedotweeters deserve? Eye for an eye < eye for a tweet?
Patton Oswalt Cobblepot
Check out more of his grody comments HERE. Seems like he's a Big Fan. Get'em Batman! 🎶Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da!🎶
There's others like Sarah Silverman, Ian Michael Black, and fragile-when-tweet-destroyed-by-Owen-Benjamin-but-tough-when-joking-about-wanting-to-rape-kids Anthony Jeselnik but we would be here all day year talking about Hollywood's obsession with pedophilia.
Oh yeah...before we forget...we also found out by happenstance that none other than Samwise Gamgee, the actual son of the late, great Gomez Addams, blocked us for absolutely no reason before our profile was given the final axe. We like to imagine that maybe his "sick sense" told him we were huntin' pedos with The Bartman and his pops once made out with a little girl in the movie National Lampoon's Vacation.
Our deep dive researching PedoTweetGate brought us to to this epiphany...
Meh. Seems fair. With all this diddlin' with peoples posts...it really makes ya wonder...if these eavesdroppers are already cuttin' into our conversations now...how long before AT&T, Sprint, Boost, T-Mobile, Cricket, Mint, Net10, or Consumer Cellular starts cuttin' into your so-called "private" phone calls, texts, & emails to mute you, in real time, for speaking negatively about billionaires, politicians, police, big pharma, religion, vaxxxine$, ma$ks, war, taxes, or even "disrespecting" cellphone companies themselves? Doesn't seem too far off. If Gill Bates and his loyal minions hate encryption...they probably hate any other type of secret communications as well...even can phones, whispering, & note passing.
What do you think? Should we go in & delete the already censored tweet and get "unsuspended"? What are we even erasing? The guilty-until-proven-guiltier-in-a-kangaroo-court post is not available for viewing anymore so it's like they just want us to bow down like a Westside Connection song. Actually, that is part of the #StayWoke Socialist Media plan to try & break us..."Timeouts to change behavior."
So still not bending the knee on this one like Mance Rayder from GOT. We're stuck leaning towards "hell nah" but things could change. It may not even be there anymore. Ya know...our profile may have died mysteriously in Twitter Jail like how Mr. Lolita Express's brother thinks Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself.
(Here's our account after it rots in solitary confinement for over 2 years.)
Or maybe our account broke out & crawled the length of five football fields...through a dark & putrid, pee-n-poo-filled sewer...to find freedom and meet up with his homie in Zihuatanejo. Who knows at this point. Been a few years and don't really care. More time for us to create rad custom orders & write interactive articles like this for readers like you. Oh and this quote is us also, please:
Plus...Eddie Murphy has a point too:
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