We've graded the Avengers on their "WOKE AF" levels so now let's look at the participants in this not-happening Wacky Race:
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(If you can't hear this hilariousness...then turn up your damn speakers. Derp.)
Some anonymous sources (thank you NYTimes) are saying The King Kat of Wakanda should bow out of this particular race because all he's really doing is running from responsibility back at home. Mr. T ('Challa) pities this fool & says he don't know that kooky bish but for sure, she needs to stop blowing up his phone from private numbers while he's with working out or else he's getting a restraining order.
Speaking of kids...remember when kids of the wrong color wore the Black Panther costume for Halloween? (Yeah, me neither.) As if that Crazy Hot Asian chick dressed as Okoye up there didn't already get me #TRIGGERED.
(What the hell is a "kid of the wrong color"? Is that even a thing? My nephews love all cool super heroes...but are they allowed love cool super heroes of different pigments like Black Panther? Should Target even sell me a Black Panther costume or should I be arrested for trying? These questions & more in the next episode...of The Twilight Zone.)
Guess with that in mind...we're not going to see Rick Jones step in to lead the reclusive African nation. Awe shucks.
(Like Macaroni said..."Nationalism is Treason. Blue is Red. 2 + 2 = 5. Defending the border of Wakanda with a laser wall AND super soldiers? Off with their heads! Also, no doors on homes...time to share, stingy grinches...and no private property...it's everyone's property. Oh and no guns...we'll protect you. Now stop protesting the "global warmingcLIEmate change wealth theft & redistribution" gas tax & line up over by that ditch you dug at gunpoint & turn your dirty faces away from us vhile vee load zee rifles.")
(Sharing stealing is caring wrong.)
Zir Christina Evans...who plays the patriotic & awesome heroic super soldier evil Nationalist militia member, Captain Imperial Inbred Redneck Slave Owning Racist Country America in the propaganda movies & a whiny, limousine liberal ❄️ in RL & on Twitter(the aforementioned social engineering platform creating faux consensus & outrage)...sees everyone ze disagrees with as a "time traveling Nazi." (Here to kill Sarah Connor?) It's actually a mental illness according to this Doctor and a great way to pull a "Get Out of Losing the Debate FREE" card on someone shattering their fragile ideology like Luddites smashing the cotton gin.
(With this card it's like playing the classic board game Monopoly but only in that you have a monopoly on victimhood.)
Yep, ze & his ilk have daily insane & dangerous delusions about the return of millions of long dead soldiers of that fecal mustache-having...Shitler. Folks like Chrissy E thinks these creeps still exist & have military arms like this is Colonia Dignidad, Chile 40-50 years ago. Sure there's probably some nuts out there who think it's WWII, like these walking turds, still but purdy sure...they're 100% wrong, highly outnumbered, & highly outgunned. The real threat today, in McCarthyism 2.0, is getting mislabeled a real life Colonel Klink or a Sergeant Schultz by some pink haired spit launcher...you could lose everything just by the accusation. Reminds you a bit of Puritanical Salem in 1692-1693. Make an O.K sign with your hand nowadays lands you right in Social Justice Jail and you might as well have dressed up as GaydolphShitler (or Fascist Dictator Chef Roseanne) for Halloween!
If you do this:
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Paint an American Flag mural on the outside wall of your business? You're now a fuggin' Nazi for some reason.
Being a popular Jewish speaker like Ben Shapiro or Dennis Prager...or attending their speeches? So much Nazism...I just can't. SHUT. IT. DOWN.
Don't vote for Hitlery KKKilltons? Well, in Backwwards World, lead by Backwards Man...you're an undead 1940's German Soldier who personally started the second World War.
("This heel turn was supposed to draw in you flyover Deplorables but instead you dare reject it & take the Red Pill? No matter. Despite not winning the Presidency, I am still in the Deep State! Onward with the unrolling of The Verbal Morality Statutes!" - Darth Hillary)
Blah Blah Blah...let's cut to the chase already: The main reason Chrissy won't win the Race...he's a misogynist for appreciating oogling her unrestrained voluptuous knockers ample breasts!