"Banging broads & bustin' nuts" sounds like a 🆕 National Lampoon's movie...(or the exact same thing said twice)...but what if they were two different things that, when miXXXed together, fittingly described the life of a promiscuous Pro Wrestling Legend that would put Larry Flint's lust for the ladies to shame & tap out Hugh Hefner's feeble frame with a fierce headlock? What if there was such a massively popular manwhore that traveled the world, battling prize fighters, tappin' out téchnicos, out strikin' strong style studs, competing in horrific Death Match Tournaments against all sorts of ultraviolent vermin, & then afterwards...sometimes before & even during a match...banging broads...like lots of'em...like Flair-level broad bangage but times 69K? ("Hey, it could happen" - McWorld...'cuz fuck your astroturf #METOO (bowel) "movement", ya PC PUSSIES!) AND what if said Bang Bro also busts nuts....(not that kind of "nut" you filthy, filthy boy)...as in he kicks crazy dick's in their pork n' beans & mangles maniacs' mushes with mercury-laden light tube bundles? What if we told you he wasn't just a Team Captain of the Bang Bus or a mythical man of mat wrestling lore but an actual, real life being? You could say he's a gigolo, you could say he's a grappler...but the ladies think he's a god among mere mortals...rockin' a thong & bow tie.
This legendary lady lovin' lunatic luchadore from Very Long Beach, California is legit...and his name is SeXXXy Eddy! (Alright, we know...you already knew it was Sexxxy Eddy because you clicked this. You could play along & suspend reality for a minute, ya smart ass.) You need proof, aye? Eddy helped create The International Wrestling Syndicate, one of the most popular hardcore wrestling promotions in all of North America. He's an innovator, creating moves like the "Vaginal Claw" (no description needed, hopefully) & the "Garbagesault"...a dangerous top rope moonsault done while a metal garbage can is over his head...blockin' his vision completely but if hit, destroyed his opponents! He's faced & beaten the best...with a list as long as his shlong featuring stars like WWE's Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn, Impact Wrestling's Sonjay Dutt, Mike Quackenbush, B-Boy, Nate Webb, the late "Sweet N' Sour" Larry Sweeney, Christian Able, & JC Bailey, The Green Phantom, Madman Pondo, Chuck Taylor, LuFisto, Gran Akuma, Scotty Vortekz, Danny Havoc, Pierre Carl Ouellet, UltraMantis Black, Sabian, Viking, Diehard Dustin Lee, Ruckus, Beef Wellington, Jack Evans, The H8 Club (Nick Gage & Nate Hatred), Thumbtack Jack, Mayumi Ozaki, & WWF legend Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake. (Oh and probably a grip of them of Wild Rose Productions hoes, too. 😉) We could keep going and going...kind of like how Eddy keeps going & going in the bedroom...but you get the idea! So don't be embarrassed...many have fallen for this Cocky Canadian after reading all about his international in-ring & in-bed victories. The vapors (natural pheromones mixed with light tube dust) are starting to getcha now. You might as well face it...you're addicted to Sexxxy Eddy!
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