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Insane Lane™ "PIECE OF MIND" Apparel

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Insane Lane™ "PIECE OF MIND" Apparel

No matter how hard he bangs his head...Insane Lane just can't get the voices to stop!  When it's not demons whispering sweet nothings into his ear...it's the crowd screaming his name in repetition...or yelling for him to bash and/or slash his opponent "ONE MORE TIME!"  That or it's the pounding sound of Iron Maiden...which is far better than the usual "Kill'em all, Lane...do it for Mother."  And NO...he's not wearing tumor-causing wireless ear buds...he's just crazy!  Though Lane being apart of a secret Voice To Skull human experiment has not been ruled out. (He was in the military, after all and we's knows hows theys likes those lab rats!)

When this frightening fella couldn't get any peace of mind...he probably rang ol' Doctor Mindbender(Doc Brown is in the Wild West while Witch Doctor Fauxi & Not-A-Doctor Bill Gates were too busy ALWAYS LYING.) 

Of course, after about 30 seconds of The Ramblin' Man...the Doc had him strapped into a straight jacket and locked his loony ass in a rubber room.  Speculation has it that that's where Lane finally got his sought-after peace of mind...when they cut out a Piece Of Mind.  A hunky chunk it t'was.  Not sure if it was fed to him afterwards, Hannibal Lector-style, but wouldn't be surprised.  Also...not sure if it went down at Arkham Asylum, Briar Ridge Mental Hospital, or Smith's Grove Warren County Sanitarium...but somewhere...he's being hid away from the public until the leprechaun stops telling him to burn things.

Show how crazy you are for Insane Lane AND shoot some money into his commissary with this EXCLUSIVE "PIECE OF MIND" design by our talented American cartoonist, David Hammer.

Available only at Diehard Designs!

Each piece is Made Fresh to Order!

Does not ship same day.  2-3 business days for production.  Ships via your choice of USPS or UPS.

100% Cotton High Quality Pre-Shrunk Machine Washable T-Shirt or 90/10 Blend Adult Hooded Fleece Pullover with Full Color Print.  Designed, Conceptualized, & Printed in the USA.

A portion of the subtotal of each piece go to Insane Lane.

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