🎶Lucky there's an Ultra Violent Daaaaaad!🎶 He slices (his opponents)...he dices (vegetables for supper)...he cooks up a mean Benicio Del Toro BBQ Faceburger with a side of Grilled Hand for his kin. What a guy! And wait til you taste his Eye Kabobs...they're as off-putting as they sound! When he's not Quarterbackin' the Family Cookout in a pair of flip flops...filling up the swimming pool after his latest series of cannonballs...supporting his kids in their extracurricular activities...sneakin' bites of Turkey on Christmas...or working on that privacy fence to keep out the thievin' heels trying to steal his secret sauce recipes...you can find him inside the ol' Squared Circle. That's where this Dad works the graveyard shift...hammerin', slammin', & forkin' up some meat sack so he can actually bring home the bacon.
Show some love for Insane Lane AND celebrate all the awesome Fathers worldwide with this EXCLUSIVE "ULTRA VIOLENT DAD" design, a tag team attack from our Co-Owner/Art Directer, Diehard Dustin Lee, & our talented Japanese cartoonist, Sei Ozawa.
Available only at Diehard Designs!
Each piece is Made Fresh to Order!
Does not ship same day. 2-3 business days for production. Ships via your choice of USPS or UPS.
100% Cotton High Quality Pre-Shrunk Machine Washable T-Shirt or 90/10 Blend Adult Hooded Fleece Pullover with Full Color Print. Designed in Japan. Conceptualized & Printed in the USA.
A portion of the subtotal of each piece go to Insane Lane.