Insane Lane. The name alone strikes fear into men & women worldwide because of his psychopathic reputation for concussive & cutlery-based carnage! Long ago, a normal, every day guy from Alabama, named Lane, lost his damn mind, climbed into a squared circle during a Professional Wrestling event & went on a violent rampage like no one had ever seen in that territory. He began saying that "The Mental Messiah has risen" but no one knew what this Army veteran meant or what he was capable of. Promoters capitalized on this inhumane incident & brought him back as an atrocious attraction to draw crowds of onlookers as he was fed victim after victim. That was only the beginning as ever since, he has left a trail of poor casualties laying maimed & shredded, bruised & broken, bleeding profusely in the ring. Dubbed "INSANE LANE" for his lack of fear, wild antics, barbaric use of anything not nailed down, and his strange-yet-loveable smiling, dancing, and singing in the face of pure & utter agonizing torture. Not to mention, he also has a strange affliction for glitter and horrifyingly, forks, due to his incarceration in mental health facility where eating utensils were the only weapons he could get his hand on during a lunch-time riot. When not under lock & key in a state institution, this lacerating lunatic is known for being drawn, by blood lust & an urge to hurt people, to Death Match competitions where his love for loosing his mind has lead him into altercations with the World's wildest weirdos of Wrestling. You can name just about any number of sick instruments of pain infliction & Insane Lane has probably used it on his foes to rearrange their facial features and more than likely, felt the misery of many sharp tools being applied to his own body to draw buckets of his blood. Doctors say he has participated in all sorts of risky rasslin' ruckus from TaiPei Death Matches with Broken Glass glued to his fists to gory bouts featuring dangerous hazards like Mouse Traps, Light Bulbs, & even Razor Wire! Certainly, Insane Lane developed his knack for the agony caused by Razor Wire injuries after so many fence-scaling escape attempts but who is to say he even feels pain at all? There is only one absolute when it comes to "The Mental Messiah"...he's not just crazy, he's not just psycho, he's clinically INSANE!
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