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THE HOMICAL, SUICIDAL, GENOCIDAL GERMOCIDAL HAND SANITIZER!'s not Hardcore Wrestling Legend...The Homicidal, Suicidal, Genocidal...SABU...but our Custom Label Hand Sanitizer is GERMOCIDAL in that it will crush 99.9% of germs like a Triple Jump Moonsault for the win!

Sabu Triple Jump Moonsault On Devon Storm - ECW - Diehard Designs(How many Triple Jump Moonsaults is this guy gonna hit? AS MANY AS IT TAKES TO KILL 99.9% OF GERMS.)

That's not the only Extreme Championship Wrestler that this sizzlin' sanitizin' sauce will remind you of.  Whip out your South Park reference manual & eat some Member🍇Berries so you can recall exactly which rassler were talking about.  🍇Member Metallica?  🍇Member The Bamboo Cane beating of that American Graffiti kid who tagged random ish while in Singapore back in the 90's?  🍇Member drinking beers?  Member Zubas?  Well then you 🍇Member HAK! Right?  Anyone?  No?  Oh...oh yeah...that was in WCW...where Eric Bitchsoft purposely made him #WackAF.  Welp...let's try that again.  (Clears throat.)  Well then you 🍇Member The Hardcore Icon: THE SANDMAN!?!  Our Custom Labeled Hand Sanitizer is a lot like the former ECW World Heavyweight Champion.

75% Alcohol-based...just like The Sandman from ECW! Custom Labeled Hand Sanitizer from Diehard Designs(After his entrance...we're all going to need some of this Hand Sanitizer. #washyourhandsyoufilthybastard)


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(It's an equation so's apparently confusing.  Don't hurt yourself by thinking too hard, lady.)

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Custom Labeled Hand Sanitizer


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